sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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