Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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