You really coming over, don't trick.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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