so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Randomize