Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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