i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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