And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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