rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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