I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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