I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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