saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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