I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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