she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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