drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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