I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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