we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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