So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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