So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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