Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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