Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize