It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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