i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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