so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize