It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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