Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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