worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I pour the whiskey from now on
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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