this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
bring money and cleavage
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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