Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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