I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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