Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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