I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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