Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People in love make me want to vomit
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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