haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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