Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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