maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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