look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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