physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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