im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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