I'm lost and stupid without you.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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