these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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