I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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