who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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