i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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