Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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