What a fucking waste of an outfit
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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