Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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