i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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