some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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