So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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