the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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